box-o-laughs:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

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(Source: keithmorris)

wouldyoulikeacarrot:

wandxerection:

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louis’ face tho
yanilavigne:

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theownerofalonelyheart:

Why don’t I have this omggggg
  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what