HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

neuksei:

Steps on how to know a guy is a wanker:

1. He has a southern cross tattoo

thatgreeng3ntleman:

AWWW PATRICK
lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING